The Flying World of Fun
Troupe McLeod
4/9/07

           Welcome to the world’s brand new flying theme park in Tokyo!!!  There are lots of rides and shows and extras for you and your family!!!!  Take the next exit to spring towards it!!  If you are wondering where The Flying World of Fun is… look up!!  Why look up?  Because it is a Flying Fortress!  We call The Flying World of Fun (TFWF) the Flying Fortress or FF sometimes for short.
            The Flying World of Fun has all kinds of different rides here in the flying world!  The Flying Fortress has some long, fun and fast rides all in one!  One of them is named The Gliding Amazon.  FF has short rides that have 90 degree drops that go over 120 mph on the first hill!  One, for example, is called the Racing Dragon.  The FF also has joy rides that give you a tour or a show of the cars driving below and all of TFWF!  This one is specially called Explorer because you get to explore TFWF.  Come and ride them all.  There is now a 50% ticket sale!!!
            The Flying World of Fun also has tons and tons and tons of movies for those who get coaster sick.  All of FF’s movies are made by the best maker in the world, SFE, which means Super Family Entertainment.  Oh and here is the founder and president of our Flying Fortress, Troupe McLeod!!!  Everyone welcome our host who will be at the movie counter giving away over 10,000 movie tickets.  Hurry in and get yours!!!  TFWF has movies for your younger kids… for your older kids… and for you!  Come and get tickets for any movie that you might like to watch.    
            Now just in case you get movie sick and coaster sick TFWF also has lots of extras.  There are go-karts for you and your kids.  The most extreme tracks ever made!  TFWF has slick tracks with U-turns only if you like to drift, called the Slippery Cloud!  TFWF has the tallest and most windy wooden track only if you like to cruise called the Winddy Air-Stream.  The FF has a dirt track as well if you would like to try the brand spanking new off road go-karts.  This track is called the Flying Dirt.  TFWF has lots of stores that are filled with things that you will just have to buy.  They are not expensive like all those items in other theme parks, either.  All of our stuff is 30 % less than those prices at the other theme parks.  If you ever get hungry while you are here just try TFWF’s restaurants.  We have sea foods at the Windsock Restaurant, fried foods at the Airport Restaurant and healthy foods at the Highway Restaurant. 
            Come to the Flying World of Fun and just see what fun really is!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Tickets are now on a 50% sale!! Hurry in because your time is limited.  This flying Park won’t stay in Japan forever.  It will soon fly to another location to let others enjoy our fun.